Revolting Recipes - Slimy Soup

At the beginning of the term we had to come up with the most disgusting recipe we could think of. Here's my 'Revolting Recipe'.

SLIMY SOUP

THIS HARD AND FAST RECIPE FEEDS 6

FURIOUS TEACHERS

You will need the following ingredients:

• 8 litres of 1 year expired milk •  A glass of human blood •

           • 5 dead rats •  11 slimy octopus tentacles •  1 hairy spider •

                           • 706 pounds of snots •  50 grams of salt •

                                   • 7 dirty toenails ・

You will need the following equipments :

A wooden spoon . A big pot .

A medium sized bowl . A small spoon

Whisk . Chopping board. Knife

Method:

1. Preheat your oven to 200˙C and chop up your dead rats and octopus tentacle then put it into your pot.

2. Secondly, take the rest of your ingredients except for your expired milk and gently put them into your pot as well.

3. Thirdly,put your pot onto the stove and stir with your whisk until you have a thick consistency.

4. After that, grab your milk and litre by litre slowly pour in your milk.

5. Next, prepare your serving bowl and spoon and enjoy your nice fresh meal.

Hedgehogs

About 2 weeks ago my class and I made hedgehogs. We had to get into groups of 4 to make them. It was really fun and the hedgehogs were very yummy. A hedgehog slice is a dessert made with chocolate, biscuits, condensed milk and other things. I hope to make them again another day.